Praise the sweet sweaty balls of "Bob", After over 20 years we have finally became an official Dobbs Approved Clench. Through the Mud and the Blood and the Beer we have finally come from ranting outside of GWAR shows, to 3am meetings in out of the way all night diners, to a 10 watt LP FM station in the "Bottoms" of Columbus Ohio, to where we are today!! An actual Clench on our way to getting listed on SubSite!
Well...heres the news thus far, Th' Rocknroll Reverend has been denied the right to legally change his name to Elvis P. Monroe, so that name will be used as a fictional character in clench kiddie stories for Saturday School and Th' Rocknroll Reverand will be known by his FULL name Duane Reland Richardson, the name that he is now registered as in the Official Church Documents. Sure It will be confusing to "Bob" Whereas there is record of BOTH Elvis AND Duane Richardson...And NOW Duane RELAND Richardson...(What?? That guy has THREE Passes to the ships??) Damn asshole kept losing his ordainment packs....so instead of just replacing what he lost....He would go and Re Pay "Bob" The whole $30 (Well it was $15 his first time, $20 his second)
On to more News:
The Church is under more scrutiny after the Reverand's CHN worker discovered Church Paraphanalia and D&D Gaming liturature and a High Times Book in the Rev's Apt. Ever trying to "Expose" A Satanist and a Druggie (A druganist??) CHN Worker (Name With held because speaking it invokes the Anti-Bob) has done everything from only coming out to check houskeeping During Spring and Autumn cleaning and blaming the Rev's weight loss (He was over 325 lbs FOUR years ago and HIGH colestoral and now a Healthy 198 lbs at 6ft 3in) on methamphetamines (And has even threatened him with a suprise urine test) All because of "Bob" and a sticker on his door (Tired of all the sweetness and light.....) But "Bob" be praised....He is Friends with Mental Health Omsbudman (Name With held because we don't have enough money for a lawyer!!) Oy Vey....just be glad we have an Ace in the hole in case the B***h is able to get him kicked out.....Nah, This war has been going on since January of 2007!!
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Bye!!
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