It's another war! Church News Issue 001

Here we go with the news for Monday Sept 27th 2010.
 St. Lukes United Methodist Church in Columbus Ohio has issued a statement forbidding certain members from bringing in stuffed animals or dolls (Which said members use as calming tools for their mental health issues) The Church states "Where everyone is a beloved child of God" (Hmmm,guess thats only if you are NOT a mental patient!!) The "Church" Also states in their "Covenant" That "If anyone is to have a Seizure or is "Sick" They must stay home. (How the Fuck can ANYONE predict a Seizure??) Once again Someone found "Bob" Paraphenalia and alerted St. Lukes and some nutzoid who CLAIMS to work in the mental health feild (But has NEVER heard of the ADAMH board) Has infiltrated the church and has turned the church (St. Lukes) into a sanitized house of "Normals"

In the ongoing fight for the "Church of The..." Nutjob CHN worker (Name witheld because we just don't wat to write to many Pink Names here) has denied EVER saying Th' Rocknroll Reverend should take a piss test and has NOW changed her issue into whether or not he hs a clean house or not. (She changed the whole issue into a dissagreement over a CAT!!)

Is The Church of the Subgenius a Cult? And what is a Cult anyway?
The Church has become an issue of debate in many different cases over the past several years due to the fact that some Glorps and Pinkboys believe the Church to be a Cult, Which raises the question...Just what is a fucking Cult any hoo?
What about the Mormons?
What about the Scientologists?
What about the Jehovahs Witnesses?
What about the Catholics?
What about the Pentecostals?
Everyone of these "Churches" Have had their share of controversies...BUT they are considered legitimate religions.
Their Holy Texts can be gained at any penal insitution and are also allowed at any Military base....But what about "Bob"??
I guess the world is jus to Bobdamned NORMAL for someone as great as the Mighty Dobbs.
Yhea?? Well Fuck you buddy...On July 5th when the saucers return...you are just gonna have to fry!!
Bye!